Voyeur Jokes

Learning Differences

Johnny comes home from university with a note from his teacher, indicating that “Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls,” and would his mother, “please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.”

So Johnny’s mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door.

  • First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse…

so he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off.

  • Ok, now take off my skirt…

and he takes off her skirt.

  • Now take off my bra…

which he does.

  • And now, Johnny, please take off my panties.

and when Johnny finishes removing those, she says,

“Johnny, PLEASE don’t wear any of my clothes to university any more!”