Babes, Nudist and Exhibitionists
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s going down the hall, an old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver’s license?” She digs …
She had painted herself white. As she stood in front of the full-length mirror admiring her handy work, she became vividly aware of the intense scent and gentle sting of greasepaint for the first time. It stirred something unknown in every inch of her flesh. At one point she must have been thinking Geisha? Suddenly, …
A girl was helping her boyfriend set up his PC and he wanted to log in with a password. Now, you have to understand he’s got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in “penis”. His girlfriend nearly fell …
“Hey, Peg, come in here and help me for a minute, will ya please,” her husband John called from inside the garage!?!” She got up off her knees where she was planting some young tomato plants in her garden, and after standing up and dropping her gloves to the ground, she walked the thirty some …