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Nursing Home Cop

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s going down the hall, an old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver’s license?” She digs …

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Not Long Enough

A girl was helping her boyfriend set up his PC and he wanted to log in with a password. Now, you have to understand he’s got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in “penis”. His girlfriend nearly fell …

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The Strength Of 100 Men

Before the final match, the American wrestler’s trainer came to him and said, “Now don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this “pretzel” hold he has. Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in this hold! If he does, you’re finished!” The wrestler nodded …

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Learning Differences

Johnny comes home from university with a note from his teacher, indicating that “Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls,” and would his mother, “please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.” So Johnny’s mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, …

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National Condom Week

Did you know that this week is National Condom Week? Here’s a salute to the new condoms on the market! Lumberjack CondomsFor the woody that won’t be cut down. Sprout CondomsAdd a little moisture, and watch it grow! Helium CondomsFor those flaccid moments when you just need a lift… KFC CondomsWhen you just need to …

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