Did you know that this week is National Condom Week? Here’s a salute to the new condoms on the market!
For the woody that won’t be cut down.
Add a little moisture, and watch it grow!
For those flaccid moments when you just need a lift…
When you just need to wing it.
For that lil’ pup in you!
Howdy Doody Condoms
When you know “what time it is!!”
When you know she’s a bitch, but you’re gonna do her anyway!
George W. Bush Condoms
When “Junior” wants to take over!
When you’re bored stiff.
When it’s on the tip of your tongue.
When you need to talk it up.
When you want it Rah!
When you wanna sting ‘er!
When it’s a team effort!
When you flat-out want it.
Pitching Wedge Condom
For those special moments in the rough!
Cures the shorts in your pants!
When you know you’re gonna clean those pipes!