Before the final match, the American wrestler’s trainer came to him and said, “Now don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this “pretzel” hold he has. Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in this hold! If he does, you’re finished!” The wrestler nodded …

Johnny comes home from university with a note from his teacher, indicating that “Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls,” and would his mother, “please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.” So Johnny’s mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, …

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say “I still live with my parents and I and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say “lettuce” and if you want to go faster say “tomato” So they were getting …