Babes, Nudist and Exhibitionists
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. “I’m scared out of my mind,” the stud replied. “Some pissed-off husband wrote to me and said he’d kill me if I didn’t stop …
A man walked up to a farm house and knocks on the door. When a woman opened the door, the man ask if she knew how to have sex. Not amused, she slammed the door. Again, though, the man knocked, and asked the same question. Not amused, the woman screamed at him and told him …
It was a lovely sunny day and my boyfriend and I had decided to go to a local beauty spot for a walk. We wandered around for an hour or so before deciding to go and find a quiet spot somewhere. I was a virgin at the time and up till then, we hadn’t gone …
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s going down the hall, an old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver’s license?” She digs …
She had painted herself white. As she stood in front of the full-length mirror admiring her handy work, she became vividly aware of the intense scent and gentle sting of greasepaint for the first time. It stirred something unknown in every inch of her flesh. At one point she must have been thinking Geisha? Suddenly, …
A girl was helping her boyfriend set up his PC and he wanted to log in with a password. Now, you have to understand he’s got somewhat of a rebellious attitude and goes for the shock effect. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he keys in “penis”. His girlfriend nearly fell …
“Hey, Peg, come in here and help me for a minute, will ya please,” her husband John called from inside the garage!?!” She got up off her knees where she was planting some young tomato plants in her garden, and after standing up and dropping her gloves to the ground, she walked the thirty some …
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell. The wife answers. “Hi, Sara, is Tony home?” “No, Chris, he went to the store.” “Well, you mind if I wait?” “No, come in.” They sit down and after a few minutes, the friend says “You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I …
MZ: Redheads Pregnant Public Nudity – See the Pregnant Voyeur Videos Redheaded pregnant amateur Emz in public nudity dildo masturbation and flashing motorway traffic. The charming girl next door shows off her pregnancy in public whilst pleasuring herself by a busy motorway. Emz is a stunning redhead with a bubbly personality ready for all kinds of …
Before the final match, the American wrestler’s trainer came to him and said, “Now don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this “pretzel” hold he has. Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in this hold! If he does, you’re finished!” The wrestler nodded …