Before the final match, the American wrestler’s trainer came to him and said, “Now don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this “pretzel” hold he has. Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in this hold! If he does, you’re finished!” The wrestler nodded …

Johnny comes home from university with a note from his teacher, indicating that “Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls,” and would his mother, “please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.” So Johnny’s mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom, …

Some women are gathered and the subject of conversation turns to sex and then birth control. The first woman says “We’re Catholic so we can’t use it.” The next woman says “I am too but we use the rhythm method.” The third woman says “We use the bucket and saucer method.” “What the heck is …

One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say “I still live with my parents and I and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say “lettuce” and if you want to go faster say “tomato” So they were getting …